Dec 15, 2010

Gigglesome!

It's the word of the day. Use it! Here's how:
You: So I saw that musical comedy about prison sluts.
Friend: Oh, I heard about that, how was it?
You: Nowhere near as gigglesome as advertised.
Friend: I'm not surprised, it sounds pretty dumb.

Dec 14, 2010

Don't Fear the Ostrich

I like to think of ostriches as the storks of happiness.

Magical One-Liner

My favorite (or at least most memorable) line from the new Disney movie, Tangled: "So, you're being very cryptic as you wrap your magic hair around my hand."

Pet Peeve of the Day!

People who want bragging rights for working the most hours/having the shittiest job.

"You think you've got it bad, I work 80 hours a week AND I commute 6 hours to work AND I haven't had a day off in 32 years..." is NOT a winning argument. In any situation.

Learning isn't always fun

After researching the matter thoroughly, I'm starting to suspect that assed chaps are actually just a myth.

Which kind of makes me wonder, how many other fundamental principles of our current world view might also be unfounded? Is there nothing we can believe in?