Mar 5, 2012

An Inappropriate Inequity

We all know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But it's one of life's lesser-known inequities that inappropriate touching is in the beauty of the toucher. 

So gentlemen , before touching a lady in any way, please verify that she finds you attractive, charming, or at least endearing. Lest she cries creep.

P.S. I am hereby claiming all rights to the phrase "Lest she cries creep."

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