Self-Esteem Plan B

I'm either sleep-deprived or suffering from a progressive illness that attacks my intelligence and ability to reason. Somehow, I still managed to get an impressive amount of work done, but I've forgotten how to add. Also, I have nothing clever to say. This is particularly upsetting, as much of my self-esteem hinges upon on my wit and mastery of the English language.  I need to get some new skills. Back-up skills. Like lip reading, vegetable gardening, or harmonica playing.