Jan 14, 2011

Notes from a Potential Consumer

For every time that Natalie Portman's voice interrupts my Pandora session to scream at Ashton Kutcher "Why can't we just have sex?!" I am approximately 12% less likely to go see No Strings Attached. Right now, that puts me at about a -348% chance of seeing the film.

1 comment:

  1. Asthon Kutcher makes it a 100% chance I won't see it. I guess if I was struck by a sudden case of paralysis, and the movie had to be on the TV that happened to be right in front of me, and for some reason I couldn't close my eyes, and for some other reason I couldn't go,"NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA" I'm not listening - then I might watch it.
    The worst thing is that they sell this crap as feminism. I guess it is if you think feminism involves the right to make a shit product and sell it with lies and bogus "branding" with noble ideas like feminism.

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